What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Why is Bollywood failing?

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do you suck men's dicks?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do people smoke?

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”